Death at San Diago Zoo

 Brick Tamland died late Friday evening. After a successful career as a military advisor to the Bush administration, he declined to further participate in politics. He wanted more time to send with his wife and step-children, who currently reside at the Sand Diago Zoo. He and his wife were reported to be argueing fpr the entirety of the day, as patrons and zoo keepers reported "roaring and girly screams". When zoo keepers warned him that she was a fully grown bear, and had the capability to maul his face off he answered, "I love Bear". Police speculate as to how things elevated, to the point of this previous weatherman's death. "Originally, we thought the bear had thrown the grenade" says San Diago chief of police, "But that just didn't make sense, becasue there were no motives. Oh, and because shes a bear." The police cheif later reported, "It is now clear that Brick had blown himself up; it appears he pulled the pin, and forgot to throw the grenade. No one knows where he got the hand granade." Brick was found with major frag wounds and a trident lying next to him. It is unclear at the moment where he gained posession of these weapons, or what his plans were. The police do, however, believe that his death was an accident and not a suicide, based on witness reports. Further details will be realeased as the story unfolds. You stay classy, San Diago!